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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2014 8:43:09 GMT
Just feel free to post some of your antics while in GTA. So the story here. Tracey got rather angry with me and I wasn't in the mood for her brat behaviour. I marched right into her room and showed her who was boss. I quickly realised that I needed to hide the evidence. There was no way I was going to get her out without anybody noticing so instead I decided to just plug up her door with (I think) her car. Unfortunately I accidentally broke off some of the wall. So I ran in to tell my lovely wife Amanda about it. Only to find her pleasuring herself. Now what's meant to happen is she throws the vibrator away trying to hide it from you, but coupled with the car and burning Tracey and the fact I shot inside the bedroom when I walked in, her character glitched out and couldn't decide whether it was scared or pleasuring. So she proceeded to glide around the house touching her breasts and using an invisible vibrator over her sweatpants while moaning. Eventually though she stopped and just became frozen, standing there without moving. I didn't think to take a picture of her doing this, but on further inspection I found this. Also Trevor apparently has more black friends than just Lamar and Franklin
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Post by Mo-seph on Jan 31, 2014 10:33:15 GMT
got this lil series of Refuso (trying and CUZ successfully) Blowing up a car ready aim FIRE this was while we were all messing about on the Gas Station Roof
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Post by nittydon on Jan 31, 2014 11:56:48 GMT
I hit Amanda so hard she disappeared ?
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Post by Cuz05 on Jan 31, 2014 12:01:56 GMT
Pretty sure I blew that car up. Don't go giving Ref credit, I have a rep to manage!
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Post by Mo-seph on Jan 31, 2014 12:10:13 GMT
Pretty sure I blew that car up. Don't go giving Ref credit, I have a rep to manage! fixed lol
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Post by Cuz05 on Jan 31, 2014 12:16:35 GMT
Was funny. A grown up version of all hanging out with your BMXs somewhere you shouldn't be and playing with lighter fluid. TBH, setting your whole body on fire with petrol would probably be going too far normally.
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Post by refuso on Jan 31, 2014 13:53:33 GMT
Lol yeah Cuz got the car. Mo's mini series makes it look like we didn't miss a bunch of cars beforehand which is nice lol Edit: Forgot to ask. Have you guys ever blown up a police helicopter with a grenade launcher? Sometimes it looks like I hit it but the grenade doesn't explode
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Post by Cuz05 on Jan 31, 2014 17:08:32 GMT
Was some sport tryin to grenade those cars from so far away. Pretty chuffed my successful launch was captured on film! I've blown up a bunch of choppers with it but its not easy. My bro is quite the artist at it. Hard to say where you need to aim, generally above it but I can never tell if its a hit till the thing goes bang.
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Post by refuso on Feb 4, 2014 14:13:44 GMT
Ah thanks Cuz. I'd like to say I'll keep at it but I've got the heavy sniper now so... I'm not sure what service Skoader asks for from the girls he picks up but she looks really scared lol
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Post by Cuz05 on Feb 4, 2014 16:27:03 GMT
I think she might be feigning a headache.
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Post by refuso on Feb 13, 2014 12:24:47 GMT
Lmao
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2014 0:44:01 GMT
Was messing around in a free roam and killing people and got a $9000 bounty on me. Got in a buzzard and fucked around for a bit, messing with people by going above the clouds and using the mini-map to stick to the road lines. Eventually some guy matched me with a jet so I parachuted out and then conveniently landed near an underground portion. So while killing time to get my bounty gone, noticed this.
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Post by refuso on Mar 18, 2014 11:48:33 GMT
Lol Skorp I'm not really sure where to post this one but I like it. Possibly one of the best weapons in game. Everyone runs away from you
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Post by Mo-seph on Mar 21, 2014 13:55:01 GMT
i know one or two of you ahve seen this already, but ill paint a picture and tell the story.... are you sitting comfortably?? then ill begin dropped into a freeroam session the other night... it wasnt intentional, id try to join a race that @tracksta had invited me to... needless to say his popularity was high that night and the lobby was full, leaving me alone and afraid kicked into a public freeroam session... but wait.... lo and behold SPEEDSTER0595 was in the session... being my usual friendly self & having not met him before i tore ass through the city of LS, avoiding carnage where possible to meet up with him, a quick salute and the impromptu racing began... though the city we go (with the occasoinal explosion around us) only to find worthsclio ... my fellow man from manc, joining the session... we line up for a three person race heading to sandy shores... as were all flying down the freeway, dodging and weaving through the traffic i hear worths... "I didnt even know they spawned online"... as me and speedster were neck and enck nothing was stopping us racing towards the finish line as quickly as we can... but where oh where did my little worths go?? (you still with me?? goooood). ... so speedster and I roll ourselves back to the DownTown LS customs.... all the time im wondering what was so important that Worths bailed on a race... then he comes around the corner... HOOONK HOOONK he';d only gone an found a transporter... i tried with all my might to kick off the tailgate so we could load it up... im not even sure how it happened in the end but someone got it down and we load up the cars... but wait.. whos that in the foreground?? Some random turned up and fixed his car, the started pulling donuts around us... only to be joined by another random who came to check out the fun... No bullets fired, no griefing, no shittalking on the MIC. jsut a bunch of guys thinking "shit thats cool.." me being the pretentious ego in the room poses on top of the transporter, demanding worths take a picture of me (female character, what can you expect) only for him to flex some vastly greater artistic merit than myself with this beauty... So we try and load up another car... a random dominator that spawned in the carpark.... but that bastard Simeon.... he wants the dominator for himself, that greasy greedy mutha fucker.... and the Stars commence.... no being afraid of anything Red Rum stepped upto the plate, alongside our two random spectators to take on the LSPD for a good 10 minute battle, everytime we died or escaped the stars within a few seconds they were back, from some moron cop driving into us, or accidently getting back in that fecking dominator... after a while we all split, going our separate ways and back to our Los Santos lives of freedom and anarchy.... yes i know...
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Post by worthsclio on Mar 22, 2014 13:13:16 GMT
Awesome Mo
I've never seen any online, and always assumed they didn't exist online like the tow truck. But i'd always wanted one online,
So when one appeared in front of me it was too good of a opportunity to miss. Even if I was in the middle of a race,
My days though, Mo that route you took back to LS I followed up through the hills on nice twisty sections, would of been awesome in anything other than a car transporter lol
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Post by refuso on Mar 24, 2014 14:24:32 GMT
Nice! I've never seen one online either. Must be ridiculously rare considering the time we've played (as kindly pointed out by Worth lol)
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Post by nittydon on Mar 25, 2014 12:17:35 GMT
Managed to get stuck in the lift last night !
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Post by refuso on Mar 26, 2014 13:05:34 GMT
Lol Don So I was doing stunt jumps yesterday to unlock some paint when Worthsclio shows up in his turismo. He tries the jump I was doing and his turismo ends up in the water. So he decides he should use a less expensive vehicle and gets his bike. Tries the same jump again and... ...Gets it stuck behind a hose pipe lol
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Post by nittydon on Mar 27, 2014 13:09:37 GMT
Where is that , can't say I have ever seen a hose pipe !!
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Post by worthsclio on Mar 27, 2014 13:31:18 GMT
Yeah I suck at stunt jumps lol Nitty its at the docks, the bit in between the airport and where the helicopter at the merry weather dock spawns, Was good fun doing them stunt jumps only got 6 left to get now, A bit later on we had a bit of a crew session going on, where we got introduced to some of our newer members. It all got a bit manic, seeing how low we could fly the planes, picking up armored trucks with the cargobob, that doesn't go to well lol Then right under the noses of the law someone decided to take there frustration out on the nearest thing. Completely oblivious to his partner being murdered behind him
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Post by Mo-seph on Mar 27, 2014 16:09:18 GMT
so im one step away from finishing my Konquring Kortz personal challenge.. usually when i only have 20 mins to play and i dont have time to get into a playlist or any proper gameplay yall know i like to stick my crotch rocket where it doesnt belong... so here's the story so far.. I realised i hadnt been around the Kortz Centre much and took my trusty akuma up for a ride... First port of call was the maze.. how deep could i get then it was onto the artwork, which were scalable, and which werent... well those two were... then to prove the second one wasnt a fluke, i bought a ruffian and tried again, hit this first attempt then it was upto the roof to take in the view now while i was up there i really wanted to get onto the low rotunda roof, where the big illuminated Kortz sign was... My Akuma jsut didnt have the ability to do it without some help... which is why i bought the Ruffian... it made light work of it.. This is when i ran out of time and had to head out to move a couch.... but theres one more bit of art i NEED to Konquer... its the square boxy one right in the turning circle at the front of the Kortz Centre... as soon as i have... ill be back to update
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Post by LuapYllier on Mar 27, 2014 16:39:47 GMT
Any chance you could enlighten us on how you go about scaling things like that?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2014 16:45:12 GMT
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Post by Cuz05 on Mar 27, 2014 16:47:45 GMT
I'm not sure I want to know. I'll only go and waste 2 hours failing at it.
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Post by Mo-seph on Mar 28, 2014 9:55:22 GMT
oh so yall want my secrets do you but its sorta hard to explain in general terms and will tkae alot of words ( a video would be so much easier) , the biggest aspect is the wheelie (which is why i bought the ruffian that wheelies much easier than the akuma)... I usually keep an eye out for little lips, small walls or rock formations that i can get some air off, then when i get one of my "ive only got 15 mins to play" ill go to one of the spots ive scoped and see what i can do with the maze there's a small wall on the south side (from the same angle the pic below is from), i parked up in direct line with one of the hedges, got the rear wheel spinning then popped a wheelie off the wall and up onto the top of the hedge, then next bit was a bit more difficult hopping from one hedge to the next (i think i did a 17 point turn on top of one of the hedges). The rooftop pics were pretty easy, theres a set of stairs that head up to the rooftops, again there was a little wall that i hopped over with a wheelie to the very top of the roof, then i parked up and waited for the right lighting. the "low rotunda" shot was a bit more difficult as i had to transition from one roof to another and there was a ~15 foot gap between the two rooftops, cant find an image to really show it @swifty as for that piece of art, again there's a small wall on one side (the art piece is in a little fountain, and again i think i approached from the south) the hardest part of that one was judging the speed/run up distance and getting the braking right.... i think i was about 3 bike lengths back, in direct line with the bottom bar of the artwork, then drove straight forward in a wheelie, hit the wall then straight onto the e-brake to stop as quickly as possible... my run up was directly opposite where this picture is taken One of the things with it, is that some of the ones that look the hardest to do are actually the easiest.... for about 2 months ive been jumping off the set of strairs outside my garage at weazel plaza, trying to land on the small gazebo like shelter over the road by Richards Majestic... in not exagerating if i say ive tried over 150 times and never once have i got the right speed blaance to be able to stop on top, even holding the ebrake from the moment i get airborne, the bike doesnt slow down quick enough when i hit the roof (because its only about 2 bike lengths) my next targets are these two pieces Im finally ifnishing moving this weekend, got a van booked for the big furnature, like the fridge and washing machine, beds and all that crap, on saturday monirng... so hopefully i should be a little more settled in the weeks to come and have some game time... If my ps3 brothers want i can do a tour of my hard to reach places
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Post by LuapYllier on Mar 28, 2014 12:17:21 GMT
Ok so not so much scalling as well timed jumps...got it. How do you hop from say like one hedge to the next at same hieght in the maze?
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Post by Mo-seph on Mar 28, 2014 13:05:05 GMT
its kinda a bit of both really, the main point being that you have to utilize everything in the environment to your advantage, be that other vehicles, walls, ramps, rocks. Sometimes its a lot of precision work (like the bridge series i did) other times its jumps, others its more like a trials bike climb, slow and steady with a lot of adjustments. After a good few hours of trying different stuff youll get more of an idea about it, like i say its sorta hard to expalin in text what could be shown in 30 seconds of video.
with the maze that one was pretty hard actually, took me about 45 min to get that one photo (plus another 20 mins waiting for the sun to come back up). I cant remember exactly how i managed to get there from the top of my head but ill try and recreate it to get an idea... IIRC after jumnping onto the first hedge using the wall. it was a matter of finding a route where i could bounce the bike off the edge of the hedge and back up again, with 90 degree rotations to hop the bike from north-south orientation to east-west.... then the 17 point turn.
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Post by barney1610 on Apr 3, 2014 15:42:32 GMT
Good effort Mo, I wouldn't even have the imagination to get to those spots. Instead I drove a semi-truck full of chicken to the top of Mt Chiliad.
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Post by LuapYllier on Apr 8, 2014 2:13:49 GMT
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Post by refuso on Apr 9, 2014 11:58:10 GMT
Great shots Mo
Lol, love that police pic Clio
Did you drive it back down Barney?
Lol Luap
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