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Post by Mo-seph on Nov 21, 2014 16:39:53 GMT
This on is for @traks
I get alot of ocd twitches about certain things, i like organising boxes of quality street into colour coded segments...
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Post by deejayb1874 on Nov 21, 2014 17:08:06 GMT
I have panic attacks whenever I am around choppy water.
No idea why.
Never been in trouble in water, nor in a boating accident, nor shark attack.
Breathing exercises control it for me, the first time it happened I genuinely thought I was dying though. Pins and needles on all my extremeties and my ears went numb.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2014 17:47:30 GMT
I have a serious case of unchecked and unrestrained profanity exiting into the ether via my cake-hole whenever I faceplant yet another ******************** **** of a lampost for the umpteenth *********** time whilst racing *********** bikes in gta 5.
Does that count?.
Thanks to Mo for implementing this much needed Thread.
Let it all out weirdos people!.
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Post by nittydon on Nov 25, 2014 17:38:08 GMT
Trak, the above can be summed up as having a bad case of "twonkery"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2014 18:21:13 GMT
Googled "twonk" to see how serious my condition is according to your no doubt expert diagnosis Dr Don.
Derogitary term, roughly equivalent to idiot. More insulting than berk, but less insulting than gimp.
Thought to originate in the Victorian Era meaning a lower-class foreigner.
Example:You twonks, why didn't you use the laser cannon on the Esperanto?.
Disappointing. I was hoping for an NHS approved pharmaceutical remedy involving a steady supply of morphine or military grade Kush.
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Post by deejayb1874 on Nov 26, 2014 18:17:43 GMT
Where I come from a 'twonk' is an insult as described above, but also a badly pulled golf shot.
'How did you get on atthe first par 5 Deej?'
'Ah pretty pish, I twonked my drive right out of bounds.'
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Post by Mo-seph on Nov 27, 2014 9:34:58 GMT
How is twonk worse than berk?? My.understandin.is berk is cockney rhyming slang for berkshore hunt....
Thats top of my chart of offensive things to say...
On topic im also deathly afraid of heights, struggle to drive over big motorway bridges
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Post by iiownduii on Nov 28, 2014 7:12:53 GMT
I know someone who has e really bad form of being afraid f heights and he gets scared if he stands on a brick
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Post by Mo-seph on Dec 2, 2014 19:29:49 GMT
Thay must suck for him climbin stairs n stuff deejayb1874 I get turned on wearing wolly jumpers #welshproblems |
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Post by iiownduii on Dec 3, 2014 12:33:21 GMT
Thay must suck for him climbin stairs n stuff deejayb1874 I get turned on wearing wolly jumpers #welshproblems Haha yes, in school he goes up with the elevator because he fears the stairs. |
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Post by emptyplayer on Dec 3, 2014 14:14:08 GMT
I used to be shit scared of lifts when i was younger. I watched an episode of Neighbours when i was about 5 and someone got stuck in a lift. I only started going in them at about 15/16. Used to make me poor mum walk all those stairs..
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Post by Mo-seph on Dec 3, 2014 19:01:01 GMT
Empty,when i was 5 i was afraid of the sound of the toilet flushing, used to think that a witch would come out of the toilet n get me
I also suffer from restless leg syndrome
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2014 23:52:59 GMT
The starving people of the world need to see this thread and realise they're not the only ones with problems. Not really they've got enough on their plate (hey hey)
Though they wouldn't know what a lift is to be scared of it as not many mud huts have second floors and very very few of them are en suite, they'd probably cherish a shitty witch cause it'd mean they had somewhere to shit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2014 15:04:37 GMT
I once launched myself from the top tier of a double bunk bed whilst encased in a pillow slip. Reasons unknown. Unsurprisingly, but only as is usually the case, in retrospect unfortunately, knocked myself clean out. Did, however, make the valuable discovery that being knocked out is not shaken off in 10 seconds flat like it is in the movies. A valuable life lesson I try to convince myself.
While this is not strictly a tale of tics or neurological anomalies. It may explain some.
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